Pick it out, Landreau

Pick it out, Landreau

12 September 2007, Parc des Princes, Paris. France 0–1 Scotland.

Nineteen years on and Scotland’s national team account is still wishing James McFadden a happy day for it, which is how you know a strike has left the match report and moved into the calendar. The Parc des Princes on a Wednesday night in September. Euro 2008 qualifying, Group B. France at home, World Cup finalists from the year before, favourites by habit. Scotland under Alex McLeish, tens of thousands of the Tartan Army in the ground more in hope than expectation, and a shape that said we would see the ball less than they would.

That is the room. Not a fairytale. An away night in Paris against a side that expected to take the points as furniture.

McLeish had changed four from the Lithuania win at Hampden. Barry Ferguson back from suspension. Kris Boyd out. McFadden as the lone striker in a 4-5-1. Graham Alexander at left-back ahead of Jay McEveley. Paul Hartley in for Gary Teale. The plan was not complicated: concede the midfield if you must, keep the box dense, and ask Craig Gordon to have the night of his life. France had Franck Ribéry, Nicolas Anelka, David Trezeguet, Florent Malouda, Patrick Vieira. Scotland had an iron curtain and a keeper.

For an hour the pattern held. France had the ball. Scotland had the blocks. Malouda’s early strike from twenty-five yards did not trouble Gordon. Crosses came and went. Vieira and Darren Fletcher were booked as the pace sharpened; Fletcher went off injured for Stephen Pearson before the half-hour. The hosts looked menacing without looking finished. Half-time arrived with the score still blank and a battling point looking like the sober prize.

Then the second half did what second halves do when one team owns the grass and cannot buy a goal. Ribéry, fifty-four minutes, dummy and collect, first shot brilliantly parried by Gordon, rebound blazed over. Anelka a minute later, high shot from inside the box, reflex save. The French threw everything. The Scots threw bodies. The travelling support made a noise that assumed survival, not a headline.

On sixty-four minutes the headline arrived from the wrong end of the pitch.

Craig Gordon’s clearance. McFadden collecting it thirty yards out — BBC had it as a thirty-yard strike; the Scottish FA still call it the rocket from that left foot after a perfect trap and spin. Mickaël Landreau got something on it and only helped it into the top corner. The ball nestled. The Parc froze, then did not. Pubs at home did the same. Anywhere with a radio signal did the same. That is the measure of the goal the SFA still file under unforgettable: you remember where you watched it, not only that it went in.

France stung and came again. Gordon’s rearguard held. McFadden later made way for Garry O’Connor. Scotland held on. France 0–1 Scotland. Attendance around forty-two thousand. Konrad Plautz in the middle. A second win over France in about eleven months, after the 1–0 at Hampden the previous October. Euro double over the World Cup finalists. Group of death still deadly — Italy, France, Ukraine with Shevchenko — and Scotland, for one Paris night, the side that had ruined the script twice.

The joke, if you are French, is not subtle. You are at home. You have the names. You have the share of possession. You have Ribéry and Anelka asking questions Gordon keeps answering. You have Landreau, who will be asked about one shot for the rest of his career. You are certain enough to treat the evening as administration. Then a Scotland clearance becomes a trap, a spin, a left foot, and the top corner, and the certainty has to sit in the stands with its mouth open.

For the Tartan Army it is the other way round. You travel in hope. You watch your midfield camped in front of the eighteen-yard box. You watch Fletcher limp off. You watch the iron curtain. You do not write McFadden from thirty yards into the plan. You write survival. When the net moves, the FOMO is for everyone who stayed home and told themselves it was only Paris, only France, only a qualifier. The ones who were there get the freeze-frame. The ones who were not get the anniversary.

Nineteen years later the peg is simple. ScotlandNT posts Happy James McFadden Day, and the clip does the rest. Not because Scotland won the group — they did not, and the disappointment in the section still followed — but because some goals outlive the table. The SFA keep it in the classic-moments drawer. BBC still have McGuigan’s night: Gordon denying Ribéry and Anelka, McFadden stunning the hosts, Scotland throwing everything in front of endless French attacks. The facts do not need embroidery. Date, venue, score, minute, left foot, Landreau’s palm that became an assist he never wanted.

If you want the film, start with the clearance and watch the ball sit in the corner. Do not invent a speech from McFadden. He did not need one. The strike was the sentence.

France were supposed to manage the evening. Scotland managed the only goal. That is James McFadden Day: a Wednesday in Paris, a thirty-yard reminder that certainty is a French luxury until a Scot collects a kick-out and removes it.

Related reading

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Unofficial world champions — when the certainty was English and the score was not

Peg: ScotlandNT — Happy James McFadden Day

FAQ

When did James McFadden score against France in Paris?
12 September 2007, in the 64th minute, at the Parc des Princes. France 0–1 Scotland, Euro 2008 qualifying.

How far out was the shot?
Contemporary BBC match reporting described a 30-yard strike. McFadden collected from Craig Gordon’s clearance and beat Mickaël Landreau, the ball going in off the keeper’s touch into the top area of the goal.

Was this Scotland’s first win over France in that campaign?
No. It was the second within about eleven months, after Scotland’s 1–0 win at Hampden in October 2006.